What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Dr No

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”